- so the prophecied king of light..... is now a frog (ribbit)
- gladio letting himself be gentled and act submissive for a change (that's kinda hot but now is not the time)
- prompto pool-sharking justice monsters five and selling trinkets for food/gas
- kingsglaive's shitty van collection (with fun decals and graffiti)
- fuCK OFF BAHAMUT
- look honestly I wish there were more dumb quests like the cup noodle one, so more of them